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Commute Bird Two

The other day I was pulling out of my driveway at the absurdly early hour of 5:45. As I slowly began moving forward I saw this amazing, huge bird on the street. I think it might have been a hawk. It had an enormous yellow beak, long tail feathers and its huge body stood on [...]

Hair Drama

I never really LIKE getting a hair cut. I mean, I like when the cut is done (if it’s done well)… but sitting in the chair making small talk, well… it is not my thing. Not to mention, I feel inordinately large in those chairs, with the giant nylon tents covering my enormous torso. There [...]

NYT Quote Fail

omg. i just read the article in the nyt about the financial ruin of annie leibovitz. you’d think i’d be stunned by her $24M debt, or perhaps struck by the possibility that she’ll loose control of her work… no. i’m really just annoyed by this absurd quote from tina brown of vanity fair:

“Annie is not [...]

(Cranky) Kudos

I have been meaning to thank Karolina Sussland, publicly (or at least moderately publicly) for her encouragement in all matters web. I had a Wordpress.COM blog and she showed me the way to Wordpress.ORG. Not only do I count Karolina as a good friend here, in the desert, I totally admire her mind and her [...]

Soul Storage Co.

On page 29 of the July 27 New Yorker, there’s a bunch of advertisements… pearl earrings, all natural almond butter, and the soul storage company…
“Is your soul weighing you down? Store it! In a painless outpatient procedure, Dr. David Flintsein can extract and store your sould in our state-of-the-art cold souls storage facility.”
www.storeyoursoul.com
No need to [...]